Guy-del

Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.

Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.

Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011
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Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.
A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."
by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023
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fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.
FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.
by A_Random_Guy2 February 06, 2018
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tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.
by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021
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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023
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noice guy

A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.
"Robert's such a noice guy."
by hehiho May 02, 2018
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Water guy

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010
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