Guy-del

Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.

Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.

Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.

ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.

Guy-del by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011

Guy DeLane 

The most amazing guy you’ll ever come across in your life. Super funny and has a contagious smile, he puts his family first and is always there for his friends. He’s strong, smart, goofy, playful and sexy. He’s confident and knows what he wants out of life and doesn’t let what other people have to say stop him. Future UFC champion.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that UFC fight last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah Guy DeLane choked him out!!”

Person 3: “Did you see that hottie at the gym?”
Person 4: “Yeah that’s Guy DeLane ;)”

Person 5: “Girls I need coffee - Guy DeLane went alll night”

Guy DeLane by hisenburg20 November 4, 2020

the deli guy 

most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺

Tammy- what's that rly hot guys name
Michelle - the deli guy?

the deli guy by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

Pizza delivery guy 

You can't ever forget the delivery guy ®️

Pizza delivery guy

Pizza delivery guy by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

dominoes delivery guy 

Booty toucher

"So how did you loose your v-card" the dominoes delivery guy came over"

dominoes delivery guy by Bigchungus69420911 April 23, 2019

The deli guy 

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

The deli guy by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020