Griffin Who

(verb) Used to annoy that one friend who talks about random stuff that no one else cares about.

Friend- I am playing league of legends would you guys like to play
Friend 2- Griffin who? Griffin who? Griffin who?
*Discord VC disconnect noise*

by cooldcnj September 10, 2021

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Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

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Giuseppe: "Griffin Snitched On Carlos! Let's Scare Him!"

(Later Tonight After Sneaking Into Griffin's House)

Rodrigo With A Megaphone: "GRIFFIN, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP, BUT FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A SHET!"

by revolver196831 March 26, 2020

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Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?

The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn

by Buttersphere July 12, 2025

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