Rusty Grenade

The act of jizzing in ones hand, and then forcibly fisting it into an unsuspecting asshole.

I gave her the rusty grenade last night.. she never saw it coming..

by LoadedBandolier April 26, 2010

brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?

by McInnes July 16, 2008

Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.

This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.

by BreakdownV1 April 10, 2006

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

Grenade

A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress

the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 19, 2006

Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.

Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"

by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011

Anti-Grenade

a sexy blonde italian girl who's the complete opposite
of the "jersey shore" grenade, she's a total guidette.
this girl has a banging body; awesome boobies and

is a fucking AMAZING person! dont mess with her.

she dont take shit from people. she'll scrap with you
anyday! shes a total milf and got all the boys calling
after her.

Nicole is a total anti-grenade, she's super sexy and everyone love how good she looks.

by Kol3ybiigz July 30, 2010