bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.

Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...

by ppaulina February 19, 2022

Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.

Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.

by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.

“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

“Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”

by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020