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morning glory

A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!
by jam masta July 8, 2004
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Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.
Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!
by An Entrepeneur April 27, 2011
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whores' glory

when somebody boasts about an insignificant win or achievement.
ha ha i just beat you at fifa soccer! so what, thats whores' glory!
by kabbyman April 11, 2014
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Reverse Glory Hole

When you make a hole in your floor to take a fat dump on your downstairs neighbor.
Friend 1: Yo, I just made a Reverse Glory Hole to fuck with my bitch ass neighbor
Friend 2: Ohhhh jesussss
by White_Bread904 December 28, 2020
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afternoon glory

The combination of being a lazy fucker and the natural process of having a huge stonk on when you wake up.

This magical occurance can only happen after mid-day when one wakes up with a boner
Friend: That was some fun sleep over last night...
Me: Oh yeah, what time is it?
Friend: Uhm.... 12:30
Me: Cool, just so you know, I've got one BITCHIN afternoon glory raging on over here
Friend: ........Cool
by Mr.Sexycoolface August 10, 2009
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full glory

A style of dressing up, where the person wears a powder wig (like guys wore during colonial times), a scholarly robe, and a cape. It looks ridiculous, and it draws attention to the person dressed like this, but the person in this type of outfit is usually mentally unstable and thinks that dressing like this is a manifestation of their "glory".
What type of event is this dinner supposed to be? What's the dress code?

There's a lot of variation in how people will be dressed. Dennis is attending in business casual, Meredith is going in semi-formal, and Mel is going in full glory.
by big bucko December 31, 2008
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old glory

quality clothing brand wornm be great people like myself
by chris March 7, 2005
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