Full ghost

The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.

Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.

About ten minutes.

Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!

by phlopy disk December 21, 2013

Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.

"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."

by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014

Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.

"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"

by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016

Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.

Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.

by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017

Venmo Ghost

A person who will eat, drink, or smoke from a communal purchase but is nowhere to be found when it comes time to Venmo whoever paid for it.

Person 1: Hey, come through, we're getting pizza and wings
Person 2: Oh hell yeah, can I invite Mike too?
Person 1: Honestly man, Mike's kind of a Venmo ghost, do you wanna pay for his portion?

by MakeItRerocc July 22, 2018

Stink ghost

When someone has such intense body odor, that you can smell where they have been (minutes) after they have left.

Man, I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes, he leaves a stink ghost.

by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020