Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.

There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans

by Fredd82 January 22, 2022

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023