Cpep fucker

A cpep fucker is someone who meets their romantic partner in the psychiatric evaluation unit of the hospital. They begin dating in there and having makeout sessions in each other's rooms and in the laundry room.
Maxie is such a cpep fucker. She goes nuts over another dude, and then thinks the new guy she met in the psych ward is in there for flat feet. Stop being a cpep fucker, your gonna get your throat slit.
by Zorrbabr August 10, 2020
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Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.
She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.
by Lilybean2233 October 19, 2019
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Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.
Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
by Shitbird327 October 06, 2018
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Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.
Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.
by JakeTheSake April 19, 2016
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wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick
by Ryguy186 May 02, 2017
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shit fuckers

this phrase is wonderful when something is just so fucked up the word fuckers doesnt adequetly describe your anger/pain/amazement/surprise etc.
shit fuckers the worlds coming to an end.
by laurt9 October 09, 2008
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Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.
My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.
by Jwoz March 26, 2020
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