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Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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fruitabü

a term of endearment. Can also refer to the booty.
come here girl, you know you my fruitabü.
by x printwear December 7, 2006
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Fruitarded

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009
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Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.
That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.
by Wordzagon May 3, 2010
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fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.
gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol
by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011
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fruitant

A fruit (or vegetable) mutant; someone with an uncanny resemblance to a fruit or vegetable.
A person with redish complexion, green hair and a pointy chin would be known as a strawberry fruitant
by Al Papps January 12, 2012
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Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
by moffboy October 2, 2013
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