pickin my fruit out

just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.

man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!

by ghost nv July 14, 2009

FRUIT

Homo, gay.

Ben is a fruit.

by jibiodi the body January 18, 2016

High Fructose Corn Syrup Father

A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.

Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle

by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009

fruitfly

A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. The woman is usually very attractive and chooses to be with gay men instead of straight men.

wow, that girl is to hot to be a faghag, she MUST be a fruitfly.

by afruitfli September 19, 2003

Fruliesmut

Fruliesmut --

1. Adj.

2. Smut that is just so hot that it makes you go 'GUH! *Puddle* *Die* *Get back up to do it all over again*'

3. Any smut that has girls rubbing their legs together and guys going 'Need a bathroom! NOW!'

4. Named after frulie.

I was reading the latest Fruliesmut today and all I could say was, 'Guh. Mer. Squee.' for about an hour.

There's no smut like Fruliesmut when you need that extra dose of H/D hotness.

by chrystal barr May 12, 2004

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.

I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.

by frustrader January 14, 2009