Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011

Forgetion

A form of forgetting something
Or Not knowing after learning

I don’t know about forgetion

by Heeccceerr May 18, 2018

fogey up

To fuck up badly; to mess up; to do horribly;mess up;fail

Used as a term of shame to indicate failure.

"I fogeyed up that test...12 out of 50."

"We fogeyed up at the contest when we took last"

"I'm going to fogey up, I'm unprepared"

by Holy-Apocalypse February 11, 2004

Fogellization

Whenever you see a person on the street, at work, at school, or in other public places that looks like Fogell from the 2007 movie, Superbad, it is likely that that person has been Fogellized.

Those who have been fogellized are known to:

Wear thin framed, thick lensed glasses.

Have a plain, dark haircut.

Have a strange fashion sense.

Speak and act gangster, in their own delusion.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing a vest that makes him look like Aladdin. Thats just pure fogellization."

"Look at that freak with the thick glasses, speaking gangster over there. He thinks he's black, like Eminem, but he's just fallen subject to Fogellization."

by MV3 August 12, 2008

Force Talk

When you are forced to make small talk. Usually happens when you run into someone you haven't seen in a long time. Neither of you actually cares about the answers to any of the questions you are asking each other.

Husband: "How was your day?"

Wife: "The usual, I actually ran into Jen from college at the supermarket and had to make some force talk"

by Teka2 March 26, 2009

force factor

A ripoff, you should feel like a dumbass if you bought this product.

Tim: I Got Force Factor to get me ripped without doing any work sitting on my fatass.

Jake: Thats some bullshit you bought, you have to work your fatass and eat right to lose weight.

by zar21 March 4, 2011

fonger

When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.

Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.

John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.

by edgesync November 25, 2014