ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.
Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!
by staaark November 01, 2011
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Goofy Ass

1.) When somebody looking hella stupid tryna roast
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow
Tajuan goofy ass had me fucked up tryna call somebody else fat with his musty, crusty, Oompa Loompa looking ass!

Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!

That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!
by LuhHubb September 18, 2018
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janky-ass

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
by JMilf July 13, 2008
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ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015
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ass dubes

Result when you wipe a sweaty ass with super soft or linty toilet paper little bity miniature dubes roll themselves on your ass crack.
Randi wiped here butt on that Always Save and ended up with a bunch of ass dubes.
by kdot March 08, 2008
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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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