flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

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flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014

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floppiness

Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.

Alex: "Where's Bob gone?"
Tim: "Oh he's lying on the pavement, he suffers from floppiness"

by creatives4 April 24, 2014

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