florida 

Florida is that typa place where you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you, known for our imfamous “florida man” news headlines we have created a certain perception of florida. From shitty highschools to old men on the verge of disintegrating, you can find nearly everything here except for legalized marajuana however that doesnt keep ANYONE from doing it anyways. Dont get me wrong there are some beautiful things about this place…just not much.

“did you see what jimmy did?”
“yeah he’s acting like he’s from florida

florida by nolimitz September 10, 2021

Florida Dustbowl 

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw

Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.

Florida Dustbowl by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022

Florida woman 

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

Florida woman by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

Florida Water 

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.

Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?

Florida Water by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 8, 2022

floridakilling 

floridakilling is pipi caca xDDD

omg i just dropped a floridakilling in the toilets

floridakilling by exulansism January 30, 2023

florida porn 

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

florida porn by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

Florida Blizzard 

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

Florida Blizzard by ndmstudios June 15, 2023