Fountain of Youth

The act of "squirting" on your partner for enjoyment. AKA Money Shot. Fountain for a geyser and youth because, well...thats where babies come from.

"I stood right over him and worked my clit until I gave him a huge fountain of youth.

by TheZenMaster October 15, 2012

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 6, 2003

FUNT

A Fucking Cunt; a female who is being more than annoying

Hey Helen... Stop being such a FUNT!!!!!

by DaRock August 7, 2006

Fount

A universal singularity, the source or origin which radiates depthless knowledge and information to the willful minions of a multi-million dollar corporation.

A spring or source of water; the source or head of a stream.

What time is concrete scheduled for Bank of the West - Treat?
When should we pickup the delineators for Fed Ex?
Who called from C & J Contracting?
What is heck is McNear / Kosloff?

I don't know...ask the fount.

by Arbuckle Trucking January 14, 2008

soda fountain

The act of chugging a three liter soft drink and immediately afterward showering your partner with your carbonated urine

R. Kelly soda fountain

by TeamChief January 16, 2014

German Drinking Fountain

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth

Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day

by JusticeDotCom June 10, 2010

Fountain Lake

A horribly inbred townish suburb of Hot Springs, home to tweakers, whores, theives, and STDS. Only one good thing was dereived from this toxic waste dump sorry excuse for a school district. She's latina.

Where's your CD player?

I parked my car in fountain lake last night.

Damn that sucks man, any idea who stole it?

by Casey Martineau September 8, 2011