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farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.
The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what thePop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.
"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"
by MJB62 February 17, 2014
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Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"
Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!
by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013
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plasma fart

1)A fart that just feels like an everyday fart, but lets out a liquidous and very dank frap odor.

2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.
Oh man! That Plasma Fart is gonna leave a mark!
by cheesefactory October 21, 2008
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fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
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outside-in fart

Hey, Joe is a fag. He farts outside-in. An outside-in fart pleases him.
by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020
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fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).
by thebertananators June 7, 2011
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