epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.

"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"

by Anonynoose February 27, 2009

Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009

Fail Ale

A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.

Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"

Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."

by Louminu May 29, 2009

cover 3 fail

In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD

Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!

by RobPK February 23, 2009

fail

the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck"

supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted

*kid trips over*
"FAILL"
"fuck you. you're not funny"

by gigegigegige August 3, 2010

epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.

teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail

by Diiesel February 12, 2009