(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
Get the elevator express mug.TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE
by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021
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by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025
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Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
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