Everything is bigger than Texas

A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid

Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!

Later that night...

Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!

by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh August 6, 2012

everything a guy can want

1. Boobs or tits
2. A penis cock or dick to suck on and to fuck.
3. A ass or a butt they can also fuck.
4. To see girls pee, poop and get naked.

and the final things a guy can want......

:-D ********SEX**PORN**SEX********

God, I have evey thing a guy can want

by PENISinYOURmouth January 31, 2005

everythingholic

people who add the word holic to anything eventhough it only should stand for alcoholism.. alcoholic alcohol

shopaholic, fataholic, candyholic, chocolateholic, simpsonholic, familyguyholic, everythingholic

by Eli09 November 27, 2009

Everything in Haringey

An expression that sums up a conversation or point about the troubles and bad things in London.

Person 1: You know some London gangs have guns? They mainly come from Jamaica.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Everything in Haringey.

by everythinginharingey112 May 11, 2012

Everette Bentley

The most amazing baby to be born in 2013

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome

by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012

Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Everythingoligist

Someone who does everything for you.

Thank you for buying a car from me. You can always count me to do everything for you, because I am a Everythingoligist.c

by Shoe Guy 7 July 20, 2016