easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.

I got an Easter bunny surprise today!

by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018

Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018

Easter bunny

An made up bunny who is known for hiding Easter eggs and giving Easter baskets out to children

Oh m g there’s the Easter bunny

by B.123456890😗 May 19, 2018

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

Ester

She always wants to decide, but is still very kindhearted and caring person. She often has talents like Music, and is often good at singing. She often has a tendency to want to stand on stage and some called Ester becomes an actor in the future. She laughs a lot, she is a very emotional person. When she grows up, she often becomes very happy, when she gets angry she often becomes very angry, and when she is sad she becomes super sad. The feelings are thus close to her. She also has an eye for fashion and style, and is often extremely good at makeup and hair.
Sometimes she can be very busty and selfish too. Very many by Name Esther have the star sign Lion. and in some cases born in August. A part called Ester also has a diagnosis, often called ADHD or ADD. She is an excited person, and loves to be with family and friends. If you have her best friend or girlfriend, she cares a lot about you, but can also be very jealous. Esther is also very nice, all the guys who see her think "Wow, what a girl!" She is very beautiful

Oh! she's such an Ester, very beautiful!

by baebae22 May 18, 2018