earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

Erin

Erin is the most complex person you'll meet. She reads, all the time. She thinks she is pretty smart because of that. But she's really average. She's insecure and awkward but very caring. You'll fall in love with her if you talk to her, and she won't even know it unless you tell her. She can be oblivious in an innocent and sweet way, and gets impatient when she doesn't understand something. Erin must be protected.

"You should totally confess to Erin"
"Man I can't"
"Then you'll lose her".

by TinyChicken September 6, 2017

Erin

Someone who has a Micro Penis or mental disability

That poor kid turned out to be an Erin

by BIGGEST PP January 14, 2020

Erin

Peace and love

Erin stopped the fight

by Babebama December 22, 2016

Ermin

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal

No ermin no

by Idk idk idk idk June 20, 2018

Erin

Found all over the world, Erins are mysterious creatures that spontaneously spawn whenever they are not required (all the time.) They are very strange organisms that like being hypocritical, hyperactive and hyperbitchy. The Eradicate Erin Act was established in 2005, meaning all Erins must be exterminated on sight. This can be achieved by simply brandishing an image of an average individual, as Erins tend to be (morbidly) obese with slug eyebrows. This sight will render them permanently paralyzed and then they will implode, scattered rainbow ponies that spit venom (symbolic of their seemingly innocence- but repulsive- appearance combined with their bitchy nature.) Please approach this... thing with caution. See also: Satan Hippo

*All is quiet and calm in an Australian classroom. Everyone is chattering animatedly, enjoying the sunny day whilst doing their work.*

*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*

Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"

ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.

CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*

by ILoveYouHaters January 7, 2015

cool earrings

Cool earrings are ones that are unique, snazzy and/or totally awesome. When you see someone wearing them, you automatically walk up and compliment them for having such a fine sense of style. My good friend Tina wears cool earrings.

F-"Tina, how do you find such cool earrings?"
T-"I guess I'm just really awesome and can find ones that have holographic yin-yangs and other really snazzy features.."
F-"Yeah, i guess you are.."

by forrest07dag December 14, 2008