Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014
Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’
by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021
Get the Donkingmug. A person, usually unemployed and on drugs, who plays or promotes donk, that causes drama, mainly on social media
by Donk king August 22, 2023
Get the Donk whoppermug. Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.
Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
Get the hold em donkmug. by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018
Get the hit the donksmug. by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020
Get the Xif-Donksmug. by dickey higgens June 11, 2024
Get the donkingmug. When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018
Get the bump donksmug.