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donk

refers to a situation as being stupid, out of hand, or boring.
"ayo this party is donk"
"bruh this is donk"
by jittygotbackonjwapsblock March 5, 2021
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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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DONK

Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.
I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)
by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024
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Donking out

Can be mistaken for donging out.

When you have been around eyeore to much.
Dan turned and said to Mr. Fister "Don't worry,im not going to donk out."

After spending a full day with eeyore, pooh began donking out.
by Donging hard August 2, 2025
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Slabby Donk

Slabby donk is South Texas slang for a phat cock in the 361 area.
I went to my hynas house and hit her with that Slabby Donk
by Genghis Juan May 12, 2022
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donk set

sick beats. absolute tunes. pure fire sounds. heavy bass/house music
gonna have a hefty 5 hour donk set
by Freyfrey February 4, 2018
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Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.
Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....
by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011
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