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bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.
sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched
by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009
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Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.
Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.
by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010
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dishonorably discharging

AN ACTION THAT THAT THE WOMAN SAY TO GET PUSSY FUCKED
Oh i hope i get dishonorably discharging
by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017
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ditch

Ditching from school, often to do drugs.
Dude: Lets ditch.
Dude2: i got the weed.
by JoeSwanson77 February 29, 2008
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching
by Tom January 21, 2004
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Ditchy

A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy
He was being super Ditchy today, did you see him touch her ass?
by Alice D'Claire October 7, 2009
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