dingledonker

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.

To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.

by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

dingledong

a dingledong is the diarrhea that you have but when you wipe the toilet paper is dry and spotless

i took a massive dingledong so i didn't have to wipe

by dkhjgvasflokujwsgbjhasvfjhabdv January 7, 2021

dingleduff

someone that's being silly but your still mad at them.

my dingleduff gf wasn't talking to me hardly until i brought up wing stop.

by jigger-trigger June 27, 2023

Dingle Brownie

What you get when you pull your penis out too fast during anal sex

I was giving it to my wife hard up the ass when suddenly the door to the bedroom opened I pulled out quick and out came a dingle brownie

by Eppy Taph July 30, 2009

Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

dinglefringas

Dinglefringas originated from John C. DINGLE in 1918. A small piece of metal carried in a soldier's pocket to remind them to read the bible but also used as spare rifle parts for their gun. It is approximately the size of a dime. It is a dinglefringas.

I pulled a dinglefringas out of my pocket and replaced the backplane of my M4 rifle and shot the enemy.

by John Dingle the IV November 20, 2013

Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.

Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.

by DinglePicker April 29, 2015