Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

dining car

The middle member of a simultaneous anal three-way, as in neither the caboose nor the engine, but the dining car.

It's my turn to be the dining car!

by gentlemen's society September 10, 2005

Diving for pearls

When you're trying to recover the pill you just shelved

"Mark shelved a pill 5 minutes ago and now he's back in the toilet diving for pearls"

by dogballs69 October 31, 2014

Dieing

A misspelling of the word ‘dying’ commonly used by autistic 10 year olds on social media while complaining about suicide.

I’m so sad my parents are dieing! :(

by Therealgghd February 8, 2019

Senor my burrito is dieing

When you or a food item is dieing

I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010

Murph Diving

Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.

She asked me to finish the hour with a spot of Murph Diving.

by Cuban Tourist March 11, 2008

One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.

My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking

by boderickp December 13, 2008