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Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016
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Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction
by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018
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a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015
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The definition you're reading right now, yes, this one, has the highest amount of thumbs down on urbandictionary.com. Therefore, it is the lowest rated definition on urban dictionary.
See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.

Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.

Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*
by Norman'sbigweenie October 27, 2011
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disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!
That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)
by dobermation January 26, 2009
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defunctifying

verb. : the action in which a person makes something that is functioning to be il void, or non-functioning. Making something screwed up; you are messing up your life to where you are unable to function properly.
adj: something is screwed up or not in proper function.
verb example: "Mark is defunctifying his life."; Adjective example: "That book is defunctifying."
by Kat Loutrel and Mariah October 25, 2006
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definition

the definition for a definition is this definition that I am defining currently that is the definition of definition. this is also a definition but this definition is the definition of definition to find the definition of defining definition which is the definition of this definition of definition.
this is an example of a definition and the above definition of definition is also an example of definition which is also a definition I am explaining in my example of defining definition
by N I G A H I G A April 23, 2018
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