Sloppy Dallas

The act of performing a blow job while consuming chewing tobacco.

Soup: "Aw man, this one time, this big hunk of a man packed the fatest lip I've ever seen, and then he gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

McNasty: "Soup, shut the fuck up."

by I smell of feet October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of (tobacco) dip.

"You want a sloppy dallas?"
"Yea baby let me get my dip!"

by Largecheddar October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Sloppy Dallas - to give one a blow job with a mouth full of dip.

“Bro on last Saturday she gave me a Sloppy Dallas. My cock was totally covered in lawn clippings”.

by TheAlexH October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

when you give or receive a blowjob while they have dip in there mouth

"Hey you want a Sloppy Dallas tonight?"

by bonji shmeez October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Sloppy Dallas- When a women shoves multiple cans of dip in her mouth and gives you a blowjob while still chewing the tobacco

“Hey McNasty how was that Sloppy Dallas from blarg?”

by RaidShadowLegendsSellOut October 19, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give your one and only a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me

by MichaelVEK October 15, 2020

Dallas

A guy who is weirdly in love with Kanye west. He is oftentimes found fighting with anyone who talks bad about Kanye. And he will not accept any reasonable explanation for why someone doesn’t like Kanye.

Have you seen Dallas?

Yeah he’s in jail again for fighting a disabled person who preferred kid cudi over Kanye

by anonymous November 24, 2021