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Dangerous T

1. Member of the band "Dangerous T and Karl"

2. Complete twat, with a vengeance.
"Dude! I saw Dangerous T and Karl in the London arena last night, it was super(gay)awesome!"

"You're such a Dangerous T, fag. Now put down that chainsaw and help me with these rubber dolls."
by Dangerous T and Karl May 8, 2008
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Hum Dinger

When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.
My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.

Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.

If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!
by Horny Horn May 29, 2013
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dangerous wank

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry December 28, 2007
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Dangerection

An erection caused by a dangerous event or action.
Running from the cops last night gave me a bit of a dangerection.
by Kepfett December 28, 2010
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dangerous

used to describe something of an extremely high calibre of awesomeness.

use this simple formula:
A\P = danger level

where A is awesomeness rating (in degrees centigrade) and P is public opinion (in decibels over time)

danger level is measured in lightyears.
wow, that guy just ate his own face, that shit is dangerous.

the recent dramatic increase in company sales this quarter was seriously dangerous.
by reginald james westfall May 18, 2009
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Danger! High Voltage!

"Danger! High Voltage!" is a song by the group Electric Six, whose video features the lead singer, Dick Valentine, and an older woman doing sexually suggestive things to each other as their private parts light up. The "female" vocals of the song are actually done by Jack White of The White Stripes, although this is still somewhat of a little-known fact. The band even tried to hide the fact that he was doing the vocals after The White Stripes became celebrities. This song, along with "Gay Bar," are probably the band's biggest hits.
Dick Valentine: Don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires? It's my desire!
Jack White: It's my desire! Danger! Danger! High Voltage! When we touch...when we kiss!
by loop zoop July 1, 2011
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the dangerous dolls

thedangerousdolls.com website

A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
I wanna get an effin future baby ma'ma from the dangerous dolls.
by havocandtwigs July 9, 2010
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