The bird of the death and chaos.
Creature
Ruling
Over the
World
The crows are a fearless (except with scarecrow but meh).If it doesn't likes you,it'll kill you and leave no evidence.
It's born to be evil and to rule the world.
The strongest of them is the Crow Lord.
Creature
Ruling
Over the
World
The crows are a fearless (except with scarecrow but meh).If it doesn't likes you,it'll kill you and leave no evidence.
It's born to be evil and to rule the world.
The strongest of them is the Crow Lord.
Guy 1 : Hey , Billy ! This crow is looking at you intensely.
Guy 2 : DEREK ! I JUST DONT GIVE A F-
Guy 1 : Hey ,Billy ! It just ripped your head and arms off.
Guy 2 : ~
Guy 1 : Hey,Bill-
To be concluded*
Guy 2 : DEREK ! I JUST DONT GIVE A F-
Guy 1 : Hey ,Billy ! It just ripped your head and arms off.
Guy 2 : ~
Guy 1 : Hey,Bill-
To be concluded*
by ItsTacoGuy December 10, 2017

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.
by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.
by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022

The Crow is the most mysterious bird.
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !
by ItsTacoGuy November 26, 2017
