Croassant

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

by Motaxs October 5, 2023

Chogath

Big dragon, he will eat, he will bully you, he will bounce you up, he get big he eat you no mess with him

"Yo that chogath just ate me awww shucks"

by LuckyStarfishh October 11, 2023

Croakgive

When you want someone to hurry up and die so you get their stuff.

That necklace is so pretty, I wish they could just croakgive it to me

by Skinnedsoap January 6, 2024

Clogation

The backed up funk in the carpet cleaner that the vacuum cleaner didn't suck up.

The carpet cleaner has a lot of clogation stuck in it.

by The one and only wino January 10, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Croasting

When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

The 5:18 train is now the 5:14 train--look at that thing croasting into the station!

by mequickwantslow November 16, 2023