To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."
When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."
by Wunderboy January 27, 2008
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The male queer version of cougar. Typically 40 years or above, likes to hook up with younger queer men. The crocodile frequents gay dance clubs and public bathhouses.
Mario: OMG, that crocodile is totally hitting on me.
Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!
Mario: I will give him your number.
Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!
Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!
Mario: I will give him your number.
Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!
by Roshambo187 January 9, 2014
Get the Crocodile mug.Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
Get the Crocheting mug.The act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can't roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. This is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.
by NealP November 10, 2007
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Get the Crochety mug.The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017
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