Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

Hazel Cricket

A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.

Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(

by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Cricketeer

An individual that will remain silent after proven to be wrong or found to be contradicted.

After the opportunity arose to rectify their bad behavior, they chose to remain silent acting as cricketeers.

by Creativelingo January 26, 2021

Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime

Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.

by Silky_13 May 31, 2024

cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games

Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!

by High Boss December 10, 2020

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI February 27, 2011