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Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.
I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.
by Losinc July 4, 2016
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Chasing the cream

Adapted from Chasing the dream meaning that someone is masturbating.
Could be used for other sexual practices.
Charlie- "Why is luke not picking up his phone?"
Arthur-"Must be chasing the cream"
Charlie-"word."
by Creamchaser21 September 8, 2010
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Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
Hello do you have twat cream?
by Rags317 March 2, 2019
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bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.
David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.
by flatpig April 10, 2022
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cream clothes

A piece of clothing that has been cumed on by your sex partner.
"No Garnet I'm not cleaning up your cream clothes"
by The Flea Man October 31, 2015
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Cream Wolfing

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.
Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"
by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011
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nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".
- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!
by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008
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