Austin Cramer

Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend

I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Crimple Crampers

long ass toes

my brother has crimple crampers

by Long toes 😫 June 7, 2022

a crapella

Sung (badly) while listening to music with headphones.

Hey dude u a crapella. wut is a crapella? *walks away*

by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022

Rits Craker

a big

dingdong rits craker

by Daddy Julio December 17, 2022

Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.

I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!

by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021