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crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.
That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017
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Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.
Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"
by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016
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pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
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Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.
by Chicwa February 26, 2011
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Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 19, 2011
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Crack Dungeon

a smelly basement where people do or make crack
Hey jordan lets go to your crack dungeon and get lit
by iwishlifehadaltf4 November 12, 2018
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Crack-mite

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
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