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Dallas Cowboys

1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.

2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.

3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
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Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
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cowboy cash

toilet paper or any other possible means to wipe your ass.
got any cowboy cash? I got to take a big stinker.
by mobes May 16, 2005
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Drugstore Cowboy

An individual that frequently scams or burgularizes pharmacies for the purposes of using or selling narcotic perscription drugs.
I robbed that bitch ass pharmacy for 500 oxycontins, I'm a mother fuckin' Drugstore Cowboy!!!
by G mannn May 24, 2006
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Cowbell

a word used by some Halo players refering to how bigger explosions always equals better.
That level was great.. but man it needs some more cowbell!!
by formica January 8, 2011
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Colon Cowboy

A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
Province Town is filled with Colon Cowboys.
by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005
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Cowbear

The Cowbear is the most annoying item to get in Katamari Forever and We <3 Katamari. You must be at least 8 meters to pick it up...
by Sildric February 28, 2010
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Cowbell

The cowbell is the most glorious instrument ever to be created by man kind. One can never have too much cowbell
Scott "I could use a bit more cowbell in this song"
by ScottyBoi67 May 30, 2019
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