Covid Mubarak

Celebrating Eid in the Covid-19 environment.

1. Covid Mubarak, everyone! May this Eid brings happiness and health, as it precious. Don't forget to sanitize your hands after shaking hands and hugging.
2. Ramlan is being warded and quarantine at the hospital because of Covid-19. Covid Mubarak to him.

by hairrizmc May 21, 2020

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.

by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.

" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"

by MrHavok September 8, 2020

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.

by Despofordummy March 17, 2021

butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.

"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"

by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020