sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Top cover

In general terms used in the corporate world.
When a manager/supervisor/boss stands up to protect verbally an employee from interference from other managers from other departments.

My manager gave me Top cover today even though I don’t see him often.

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you

And once the more zealous members are gone, let's face it, want to grow old with there kids and family. And if you getting busted for leading the coalition isn't a huge deal to them. So, once your gone, the risk to THOSE people would theoretically subside immediately by virtue of the impetus for what's happening being exposed and thus ending the conflict.

Hym "Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you. Or old. Once the zealots are gone the people who don't actually care that the zealots are gone will act out of sheer self-preservation. Theoretically speaking of course. And you know, an assassination like that must clearly have been PLANNED. Right? You would have to know where Charlie Kirk was going to be. Find a viable bird's nest by casing the place beforehand. Find a way to get the gun to the sniper's den without being seen. And then you would need an escape route that avoids cameras. A place you could change your clothes in case you were seen as you fled. A get-away car. A route that would avoid both police on the way to the shooting and traffic cameras. And then you would need to drive the speed limit all the way home to resume your daily life without interrupting your work schedule in such a way that it draws suspicion. This guy clearly didn't just wake up one morning and say 'Hey imma do a murder right-quick.' No. This was PLANNED."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Ass- Coverers

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).

Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?

by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013