Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018

manhole cover

Any panties.

She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

clitoral cover

not showing the vagina during a mature film.

The couple were doing a clitoral cover for the whole hour of the production.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Cream covered Oreo

When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her

Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo

by Tacopenis69 July 14, 2018

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

Manhole Cover

When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.

1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"

by Frump Fester June 4, 2018

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022