mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010

Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

by ChexManiac September 11, 2021

cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008

Mrs Cook

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut

Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY

by Meek9 March 22, 2022