colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.

Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.

by baudday April 27, 2009

Colorado

The one state in the United States where weed is legal. If you want to get some weed and camp out then Colorado is the place to be.

Guy 1: Yo man, do you know a state that contains some good weed shops.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should go to Colorado to get some weed.
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Pack your things!

by AdomC July 9, 2015

colombia

People who have never been to Colombia need to realize that their comments are only based on ignorance and what the media has fed them. Mr.Valdez and Mr.Escobar are not the only people to come out of the country. People, like the Idiot that came up with definition #6 of Colombia, were probably dumped by a hot colombian chick because of performance reasons, and now refer to them as stuck up. Colombia is filled with rolling green mountains, beautiful flowers, oceans, emeralds, culture, fantastic food and gorgeous kind men and WOMEN!

Nelly couldn't perform in bed so the hot Colombian chick told him to take a hike.

by fannin May 23, 2006

Colonel Chicken McFunpack

A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC

Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days

by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010

colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.

Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

colour fetish

To have a sexual fascination or obsession with objects, entities, or uses of colour, usually a certain tone, or selection of tones.

I love it when girls have blue hair, or wear blue makeup... I guess I have a colour fetish for the colour blue..?

by Kepoch April 25, 2014