cold barney

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007

cold war kid

A person who was a child during the Cold War.

Every Cold War kid still has nightmares about waking up to a nuclear wasteland.

by eightiesbabies May 20, 2009

cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009

Cold Nigger

A nigger in the northern climes caught without one of those big gay parkas. Usually found at a convenience store buying large amounts of lip balm

Billy Bob- " did y'all see that negger back there at Bubbas Crack Pipes & beer store? He wuz bine owl da dam carmex. Now whadmeye gone dew bout mah code sower? Whas a dam darkie doon up heyere ennee waze? Dat po cold nigger iz sho ouda place up here in south dickota! Less go chase eem wit duh dowgs!

by Jay Buckwheat May 3, 2012

Nigger Cold

The condition when the temperatures drop low enough to cause frost-bite therefore causing parts of the body to turn black.

After 10 hours of being exposed to nigger cold temperatures the doctor was left with no choice but to amputate Muddy Mudskipper's toes.

by luke_kills February 28, 2011

head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!

I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.

by pentozali July 1, 2008

Cold Stone

An ice cream place that is taking over small towns everywhere. It's the equivalent of starbucks. The lines are so long it takes about half an hour to get something. It's ridiculously expensive and the employees sing obnoxious songs when you tip them. It's sooo yuppie.

I'm so bored... lets go to Cold Stone.

Dressed Like THIS! I have to go whore up first, everyone I know will be there!

by Ice Cream Affecianado October 4, 2006