Ghetto acne cream

mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.

Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".

by lkreyna2 March 6, 2008

Ice Cream Blow Job

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.

by Lewisville Slugga February 21, 2010

creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

by Williamhhw April 4, 2017

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

Creambun

Mostly used in the area of Fairfield/Liverpool in Sydney.
This word refers to a person who is fat. Sometimes the person doesn't have to be fat but can say fat things. Can also be called fatty.

fatty: I want some of that donutttttt :D
skinny: ur a creambun brooooooo

skinny: I feel like krispy kremes.. will u drive me up to orange grove t0 get some?
person: whattttttaaaaaa CREAMBUN!

by sandraaa February 22, 2008

cream

As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.

I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003