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Video-Chat Coma 

It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!

Split chat 

Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...

A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.
Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?
Split chat by prmsheriff June 30, 2011

Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.
Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

Weirdos chat 

a chat filled with weirdos/ clowns/ idiots/ simps and more, you should join :)
Bob: Are you in Weirdos chat?
Billy: yea why?
Bob: you should watch out, rye is there!

Chatty-McChat-Chat 

an adjective describing unnecessary chatty-ness
I was creeping on their wall to wall and she was all chatty-mcchat-chat

GD Daily Chat 

Ancient godly levels, where 69 funny numbers chat
I LOVE BEING IN Daily Chat! It is so 69 funny, and I found the funny!!!! GD Daily chat is so g a y lol.