chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

Chad Shit

Doing something that a Chad would do like throwing some parties in the mansion or beach house, playing sports that a Chad would play like lacrosse and baseball or doing something country as hell or flexing your net worth

friend: I’m going to the beach house this weekend and ima use my jet ski and chug some bud lights and ‘ronas

Me: Damn that’s some Chad Shit

by RealChad April 30, 2019

Chad-Off

When two or more drunkest guys at a party compete for a single females attention in hopes of bedding with her.

Aaron, Brock and Thad began hollering and increasing their alcohol consumption in the hopes of impressing Samantha in a Chad-Off to see who she would hookup with.

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

chad gen

The next generation of chads. There are ranks like Chang senior, char general, and chad. But no one can be as high ranked as the og chad

Chad general:Have you heard of chad gen?
Dumb fuck: no
Chad general :fuck you

by Heydude12345 April 18, 2019

Chad apple

A color Changing dildo

Hey did you bring the chad apple?

by Idk. GUESS WHO January 4, 2017

chad time

When you go off whatever timing you want so you turn up to work an hour late and take extended breaks because you feel like it

1: He’s an hour late
2: Yeah, he’s on Chad Time

by anabsoultelegend April 29, 2020

Chad Steven

A very mentally unstable version of Steven from Steven Universe Future.

Person A: Have you seen Chad Steven in the latest SUF episode?
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.

by jkoee October 21, 2020