Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.

I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.

by Manther___ October 13, 2011

Dirty Camper

To accumulate days worth of nut butter while camping and not bathing while subsequently receiving oral pleasure from a female and caking your nut butter on her upper lip in the process.

After a long and sweaty day of camping, Rat took his bitch into the pines for a dirty camper, leaving a healthy lining of nut butter along her top lip.

After a week long camping excursion, the boys take to the town in search of lucky ladies to deposit their nut butter on.

Dirty Sanchez...that's disgusting. Dirty Campers are much more respectable.

by SmackDaddy September 21, 2015

camper

Campers, by definition, are people who position themselves in one spot and stay there for extended periods of time, usually either to guard an objective or to surprise unwary passer-bys. Flamed the most on the ever-popular Counter-Strike. Campers are usually hated on by anyone that doesn't camp because people seem to think that getting a kill while running in front of 10 opponents is smarter than picking them off by surprise. It's sad to say, but people are so impatient that they're willing to call you a camper just because you stand in a spot for more than 15 seconds. The whole reason why people get mad at campers is because either 1.) They died because they decided to try and be "skilled" and ran out into the open with their gun firing only to be shot at by six other guys, or 2.) Someone who is too afraid to look for the camper because of the fear he will be killed, thus lowering his score. Just because someone decides to hide behind a box so he can kill people that pass by doesn't make him "n00b". If he's a "n00b", what does that make you for getting killed by him. If you're good enough to call him a "n00b", why don't you just...check around instead of running past him like an idiot and getting killed, it's not that hard

The gist of it: A group of people with patience and strategy hated on by idiots and impatient 13 year olds with autism and/or ADD.

"It's 1 vs 10, I think i'll camp so I can pick a few of them off first."

Camper's dead teammate: "OMG HE'S CAMPING NOOB"

Camper kills someone
"OMG WHAT A NOOB HE CANT GET KILLS WITHOUT CAMPING"

Camper kills admin
LOLKICKED

by CamperStrike January 1, 2009

Caperna

The coolest kid on the damn planet.

I hope some day I'll be as cool as Caperna

by Nicholas Mark December 9, 2004

casserole

n. a person whos body parts don't fit him/her giving the effect that he or she cut body parts off of another human being and sewed them onto him or herself

(In reference to a guy with short legs) Look at that guys legs...he's a casserole.

by A. Wright November 19, 2006

capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.

Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.

by MikelMikel February 16, 2005

camper

In a circle of smoking companions, a person whose turn takes an unreasonable amount of time.

Quit camping and pass the bowl!

by thc September 16, 2004