butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

by Dilrider June 12, 2009

Cancer dick boy

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.

Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?

by Spooptard July 6, 2016

Cancer

Those 10 year old kids on the bus that do Fortnite dances and move back so far that the bus needs a bigger bus

Those kids are Cancer

by MaxMemez05 September 20, 2018

Cancer

Kids doing Fortnite dances in public

*starts doing orange justice* ewwww fortnite cancer kids

by soundproof 73 October 10, 2018

Cancer

Furries, self-diagnosers, tryhards, flexers, ricegum, Fortnite, leafy, etc.

Little kid in hospital: aww yeah I just won the victory royale!

Doctor: Horrible Parent, I need to speak with you outside. Your son may have cancer

by ChickenDinnerMaster March 3, 2019