Canadian Suit 

A outfit completely made of denim that a Canadian often wears as a suit.

"Hey, where'd you get that Canadian Suit?"

Canadian Suit by Chris Raab January 15, 2004

canadian ivy league 

Basically the oldest, most selective, richest Canadian universities - McGill University, University of Toronto and Queen's University.

There are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. All three have ties to the American Ivy League too, and were even founded before Canada had its own constitution.

Three dads talking about their kids' school acceptances:
1 "Hot damn, my son's going to Toronto - they publish more than Harvard!"
2 "Well hey, my boy's off to McGill - "The Harvard of the North" where they INVENTED football and hockey!"
3 "Oh yeah, my daughter's off at Queens - working with kids who transferred from Cornell!"
4 "Mmm... I wish my little girl could've gone to a Canadian Ivy League... she's going to Brock."
*Laughter*

canadian ivy league by Pillsbury May 24, 2008

Canadian Tuxedo 

When a person wears a denim jacket with jeans. Usually accentuated by a lame T-shirt.

Billy Jack was a big fan of Canadian tuxedoes.

Canadian Tuxedo by The_Reverend August 21, 2006

Canadian Envy 

Canadian Envy occurs when Canadians feel the urge to try and compare every part of their life to Americans, in an effort to make themselves feel better and more important to the world.

Canadian Dave: "You damn Americans with your world renowned universities, hospitals, and prominence! I wish the world cared if Canada existed, however, I will continue to put down America to make myself feel like the world might someday care aboot me!"

American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"

European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."

Canadian Envy by Canada Who? March 9, 2011

Canadian Bacon 

Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.

" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"

Canadian Bacon by Kestrel April 25, 2005

Canadian comeback 

When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.

"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."

Canadian comeback by Ben123212 September 5, 2007

canadian tailgate 

while nailing ã girl from behind doggy style, you jam ã beer bottle up her ass at the same time.

"man, I gave your sister the canadian tailgate last night with ã labatt, then ã mexican tailgate with ã corona later."

canadian tailgate by ryanthebatman September 28, 2008